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Why did the artist get into a fight with the manager at the art gallery? What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount.

So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger.

Their talented eyes and Midas touch can transform even the most mundane ideas into something beautiful.

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed! He had tractor models, tractor wallpaper, remote control miniature tractors, tractor board games, even some tractor porn which is not easy to find mind you.

I would avoid the sushi if I were you.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? '" Student: "No, it's January.

A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the highway this morning.

When they don't know where to draw the line.

Most of these cute one liners are from the iconic comedians and others are from random people.

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.