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I got fired form my calendar factory job.

Why do dogs float in water? My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.

Q: What did the man say to his midget waiter? Do you want to add your own joke? How do trees get online? Q: What do you give to a sick lemon? What is fast, loud and crunchy? As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

Why is grass so dangerous? He wanted to be a Smartie.

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

We organized the jokes by type and age.

Blonde vs Brunette jokes Competition between blonde and brunettes does not only happen in real life.

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Then here you have all the jokes you need! Why did the orange stop? Water I was thinking about something harder… I have ice.